Beef from the early 2000’s has finally been put to rest as rappers Ja Rule and 50 Cent announce their 500 million dollar “Murder Unit Tour” tour. Apparently, the entire tour is being sponsored by Dubai billionaire Farooq Alred Hussein, the heir to a gigantic fortune. Hussein approached the rappers to squash their beef as he believes that together they could “be responsible for some of the greatest music since the King of Pop.”

Ja Rule commented, “there really wasn’t any question once the money was on the table. Me and Fitty have had our problems in the past, but there’s no need to let that get in the way of business. For this kind of money, we could put everything aside and coexist.”

Fifty Cent added, “yeah, I could care less what this wangster has to say about me because this is going to put both of us out of the red. I’ve got the IRS knocking at my door and Street King energy drinks are being sold at the dollar store.”

When asked why Hussein is so interested in sponsoring this massive tour, Ja Rule said, “they’re about ten years behind everybody else. Like Micheal Jackson was huge over there in the 2000’s so we’re getting our time now. They say this dude has made some questionable contributions to groups like ISIS and even Al Quaedabut everything seems on the up and up. This is the best thing to happen to me since ‘Always on Time’. Who knows? Maybe, Ashanti can even quit her job selling cell phones at the mall and join us. Murda!”


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