In news today, would-be sex offender Robert Sylvester Kelly otherwise known as R. Kelly, 48-years-old, has been apprehended by the FBI after taking to Twitter with his profession of love for the President of the United States of America Barrack Obama’s daughter Malia Obama.
“When I look at you Malia Obama, I just get this feeling of love deep down in my bladder. Hit me back with some DM’s.”
Since Malia Obama was born on July 4th, 1998, it makes her only seventeen years old. That’s one year under the legal age of consent although it’s still two years older than the girl R. Kelly allegedly urinated on in his infamous sex tapes.
While R. Kelly received no convictions for that act, the daughter of Barrack Obama is quite different as the FBI has already arrested the “Pied Piper of R&B” charging him with intent to solicit sex from a minor.
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